Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

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What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.