What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

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What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.