What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

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What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches

What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

Why did the boxer date the pretty girl?

Because she was a knockout!