What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

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How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.