What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

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What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

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What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.