What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

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What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

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Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.