How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.

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What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.