How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.

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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.