What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What does a fashionable dog do when it gets tired?

Pants.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."