How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries?

Guidelines

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

2nd Jokes More 2nd Jokes

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.