How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

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Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!