How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

3rd Jokes More 3rd Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

2nd Jokes More 2nd Jokes

What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH