How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

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What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries?

Guidelines

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

2nd Jokes More 2nd Jokes

What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!