Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

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Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

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What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

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What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

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What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord?

Two flutists playing in unison.