Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

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What sport do Japanese people watch?

Desuball

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Why is it difficult to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message.

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

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What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends?

A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.