Japanese Girlfriend Jokes

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

Why is it difficult to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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