Japanese Girlfriend Jokes

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

Why is it difficult to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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He heard they had PIE.

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Teaching the chicken to cook

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When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

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How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

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What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam"

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about necrophilia?

When you get stiff before she does.

What's the worst part about having Alzheimer's?

To get to the other side

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Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country