What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it