That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.
2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.
Two flutists playing in unison.
2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!
The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)
Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.
Czarcasm.
Ben Ching.
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2nd base.
Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*
12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
At least one group can grow a beard.
A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........
Don't poop where you scoop.
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
They like to express the right to bear arms.
A bear faced lyre !
A dead baby.
Because it's a mini soda.