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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Well, we had to do something with the ovens.
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
Because she had a pun in the oven!
a 2nd born.
It already has at least hundred degrees
The door won't close
Get to the back of the oven...
You dont. There is a clock on the oven.
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
A hot cross bun.
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
In an oven.
Because he wanted a hot rod.
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
Mice crispies.
GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go
Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
getting the wheelchair in the oven.
Why should you There's a clock on the oven.
He was a pieromaniac.
You are no longer kneaded."
I think this is a set up!
Because when I get turned on things get really hot
She diabeetus!
They were too GUI.
I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions
300 degrees in the oven.
A baby in the oven.
If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again
A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.
Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.
Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"
About 6 million.
Kraut Control
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
None, it is a hardware issue!
Their Master's.
Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.
Mi Hao.
Oven mitts.
Drops it like it's hot.
Because they're funny on many levels.
Only my dad gets it.
