What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

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Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

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How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

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What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

What kind of aids he got?

Financial aids ! !