What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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Why was the calf afraid?

He was a cow-herd!

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!