What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.