What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

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An Investigator.

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Sherlock-Holmes

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.