Sherlock Holmes Jokes

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

Colonoscopy Jokes More Colonoscopy Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

Emergency Room Jokes More Emergency Room Jokes

How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

Mexican Detective Jokes More Mexican Detective Jokes

What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.