Sherlock Holmes Jokes

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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What did the Mexican detective say in England?

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Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

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Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ?

Alligator for her birthday was a card !

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

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How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job?

Oh, wait they're done.

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

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What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.