Sherlock Holmes Jokes

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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One second mom, I'm coming!

What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

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What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!