What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."