What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."