Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.