Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.

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How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

What do you call tea made by a stoned marsupial?

High koala tea

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.