Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
Want to date hot Russians!
Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!
None. They can't get up that high!
Lots
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
Cause all their pants are half-off
In a hedge fund
He was a Mets fan.
He's just Biden his time.
Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.
Because they always wish for the green card
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
A miso-genie!
Rich AND famous, apparently
