Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Previous Random Joke Next

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What kind of money do fishermen make ?

Net profits !

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

Invest Jokes More Invest Jokes

Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

Hedge Fund Jokes More Hedge Fund Jokes

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund