Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

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How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

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In the stork market !

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.