Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

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What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

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Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change?

His Hedge Fund.

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund