How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.

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Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

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How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.