Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

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How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

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Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

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Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.