What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a muslim, jackie gleason impersonator?

Muhammed muhammed muhammena.

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

What do you call an ant who skips school ?

A truant !

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much