What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

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Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

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Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

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How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

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What do you call a fast food joint that caters specifically to muslims?

Allahuh Snackbar

What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb

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Where do OB/GYNs go to school?

Gynecolleges.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

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How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.