What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.

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What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you

School Jokes More School Jokes

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

because they can't spell "read it".

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....