Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "