Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.