What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

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How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

What do you call an aggresive white guy that over-acts in a movie?

A salty cracker with cheese.

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

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Why are Pirates pirates???

Because they ARRRRR

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"