What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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How does french cheese expire?

From age

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

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Why are Pirates pirates???

Because they ARRRRR

Why are pirates pirates?

Because they arrrre