What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

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They don't get better with age

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

Why are pirates pirates?

Because they arrrre