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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Why are all the users of Ashley Madison worried about their emails leaking?

They will be millionaires when the Nigerian princes finish downloading the file.

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What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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Why are Pirates pirates???

Because they ARRRRR

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

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What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Why are white prisoners so scary?

Because you know they did it.

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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

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What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.