What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

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Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

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A nigloo.

Where do poor Italians live?

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What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

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What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

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How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.