Maggot Jokes

What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

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What did the maggot say to another ?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !