What did the maggot say to another ?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

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What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for years.

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !