Joint Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What did the maggot say to another ?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

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Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

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What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

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What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

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How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!