Common Question Jokes

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

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I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

Charger Jokes More Charger Jokes

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

Quantum Physics Jokes More Quantum Physics Jokes

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied'er. (SFW)

What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly?

A fly's teeny weenie.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!