Common Question Jokes

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

What did Thin Lizzie do with his iPhone?

Jailbreak

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Quantum Physics Jokes More Quantum Physics Jokes

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

Charger Jokes More Charger Jokes

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.