Common Question Jokes

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?

NeinIcant

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

Charger Jokes More Charger Jokes

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Quantum Physics Jokes More Quantum Physics Jokes

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!