What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

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Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

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What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

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Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.