What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

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Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

Which country do doctors hate?

any

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What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

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Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

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What are you doing there, rabbit?

Rabbit replies "This is a westinghouse, isn't it "

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".