What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

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Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

so we can both sound useless.