Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

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What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

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What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

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Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

What! why?

The doctor says "So I can examine you"