Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

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What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What! why?

The doctor says "So I can examine you"