What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

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What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

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What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

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Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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All the pairs of floating eyes

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What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.