What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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Where would you find an algebraic Sailors hat?

Indice

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

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What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for?

Completely Useless By September

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.