What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium! I'll see myself out now...

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What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

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What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for?

Completely Useless By September

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.