What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "