Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

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Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.