Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

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What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

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Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

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Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!