What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

What does a racist get for their birthday?

KK-cake

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).