Because they don't like Turkey
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They saw it as a sign to pare.
Pump Kin
Ginger ale.
They bring flowers to his grave.
Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.
Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.
When there is no "L" ("Noel")
tanksgiving
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
With a low-key event
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He moved down-under!!
With a Pao Wow.
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)
By putting flowers on the grave
They get their Aaargh-On!
No Gandhi
pumpkin
I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.
Rodney King Pinatas
Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
Kissing strangers.
By putting flowers on the grave.
With a mouse warming party !
By putting flowers on its grave.
asking for a friend
Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.
Because they hate Turkey
With a search party.
A: They place flowers on the grave.
ChristMAAAAAAAAAS
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
Because he knows how to reduce fractions.
It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"
Because they are very scentimental.
They paint the town dead!
The Icebergs
Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.
By laying flowers on their grave.
var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";
Isfaek.
Because they don't even know if they believe.
Because they only have Ebola!
Too many cheetahs.
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
Because all proper tea is theft.
Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin
Because their hips stir.
shhhhhh.....it !!
Because he is a trans-parent.
Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)
one one appreciates good head
He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
