What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

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Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough