What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

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What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

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Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

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What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

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Why is flour so dumb?

It's inbred.

What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred

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Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.