What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

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At yeast he's a fungi.

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Fermenting yeast!