What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

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What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.