What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

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Sleep in the wardrobe.

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What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

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C and Y

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Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

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Hey ya'll, watch this!"

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It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

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It's inbred.

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What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions