Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

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What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.