Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

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Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

Dental Record Jokes More Dental Record Jokes

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.