Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

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What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

What would be a good dating site for rednecks ?

MyHeritage.com

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.