Dna Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

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What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

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Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

Where would you find an algebraic Sailors hat?

Indice

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

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What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

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What do you get when you cross /r/news with /r/getmotivated?

TheDonald

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

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How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.