Dna Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

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What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

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Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick"

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How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna