Crick Jokes

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick"

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Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

Hot Girl Jokes More Hot Girl Jokes

Why do hot girls always travel in threes?

Because they can't even.

What do you call the hot girl on a drummer's arm?

A tattoo.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

What do you call a camera with severe mood swings?

A BiPolaroid

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar