Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy.."

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Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

Deflate Jokes More Deflate Jokes

How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.