What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

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What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT