He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
He was scared sheetless.
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Serie-a*l
A pastafarian
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"
A fiddle between the sheets
He built hotels on Pork Place.
They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.
