Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

What's black and white and unemployed?

Just kidding about the white part.

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What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

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What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime