What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

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Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat