Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

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How do you think I feel?

I have to walk home alone"

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

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How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

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Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.