How do you think I feel?

I have to walk home alone"

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What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.