How do you think I feel?

I have to walk home alone"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why it feels so hard to break up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.