How do you think I feel?

I have to walk home alone"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.